So I know you’ve been waiting a long time, I’ve been waiting a long time, we’ve all been waiting a long time but you know, I’m here finally so everything is great, in fact it’s more than great, it’s fantastic.  Anyway, I was watching this game which I have never seen before and it’s called rugby.  There’s two teams, right, and each team has 15 guys on it, or it could be 14, maybe 13, I don’t know, who cares, it’s European so it’s socialist.  Anyway, there are two teams, though they did mention a No.8 which seemed very important so maybe there are 16 on a team.  See that connection I made?  16 is a multiple of 8 so you know, I’m smart like that.  I love smart people, I love you guys, I love myself, I’m great, in fact I’m more than great, I’m fantastic.  The Chinese like the no.8, I love the Chinese, they’re smart, they’re really smart, I mean they make all this stuff all so inexpensively. I love ‘em, I really do.  I love everything about them, I love their food, their culture, I love their Great Wall.  It’s great, it really is.  It’s not as great as the one I’m going to build along the Mexican border which isn’t going to be just great, it’s going to be fantastic.  I was going to get the Mexicans to build it but maybe I’ll get the Chinese to do it instead, they’ll do it really inexpensively.  I really like that about them, I love everything about them apart from their cheap manufacturing base undercutting ours and their communism, I hate all communists but I love the Chinese, I really do.

Anyway, I was watching these two teams, France and Wales play against each other.  Can you believe it?  Wales!!??  Who calls their country after a fish? Seriously, it must be a European socialist thing.  Anyway, these guys are smashing into each other for, must have been about 80 minutes, I don’t know, it could have been 29, it could have been 53, the match clock kept stopping even though it wasn’t an ad break, it was really confusing.  Anyway, there’s this one bit where this small guy playing for Wales, I think he was called Scrum Half, weird name, it must be Walesish thing.  Anyway this guy he’s got 3 men outside of him, or maybe it was 4, I don’t know but there’s just 2French guys in front of ‘em and all he has to do is pass the ball and they’ll score.  I would have passed the ball, you would have passed the ball, hell even Cruz would have passed the ball and he knows nothing.  If he’d been on The Apprentice, I’d have fired him then and there.  I’d have said “Scrum, you’re fired!” but anyway, despite such incompetence, I love incompetence, it’s such a great word, in fact it’s a fantastic word, anyway, the fish won 16 – 3 or maybe it was 19 – 10, I can’t remember.

Then there was this other game right, it’s the Irish against the English.  I love the Irish, I really do, I love their drinking, I love their red hair, it’s just like mine except you know, not as great…or red.  Anyway, the Irish are playing the English and the commentator is saying they’ve got 8 – there’s that number again – of their starting 16 injured and I’m thinking that’s total bullshit.  Yes, I said it, total bullshit because these guys don’t look injured at all, they look fine.  They’re probably scamming benefits and taking the money away from hardworking people like you and me, especially me.  I work very hard and I love money.  Anyway, it’s bullshit, it’s a lie, not even Rubio would tell a lie this big and he’s the biggest liar I know.  So they keep playing and they’re talking about this guy, I think his name is Billy Fannypolo or something like that and the guy’s unstoppable. I love him, I really do, he’s unstoppable like my presidential appointment but it turns out that he’s not even English!?  He’s from Tonga and his brother is playing too…it’s ridiculous, hardworking Englishmen, not women, women can’t play this sport, it’s too rough and they’d get injured unless they’re ugly in which case, I don’t care but this guy and his brother are immigrants and they’re playing for England and I just couldn’t believe it.  I could not believe it.  It must be a European thing.  Anyway, Funnyplaya plays great and the English win which is great too, I love the English, I really do.

There was another game, it was Scotland against Italy and you know what, I love the Scots.  They let me build golf courses all over their beaches and it’s great, it really is.  This guy, Alex Salmon just let me build golf courses all over these crappy beaches.  So they’re playing the Italians and I love the Italians, I really do.  I mean Berlusconi, what a guy!  He’s having bunga bunga parties and making loads of money….he reminds me of me, except, you know, not as great and with less money and less hair and not as good looking.  I think the Scots won but I’m not sure, I didn’t see the game.  I was too busy flirting with Hillary on Twitter, she loves me, she really does.  All women love me, I just have this magnetism.

Anyway, it’s all part of this competition over 5 weekends called the 6 Nations…or maybe it’s over 6 weekends and called the 5 Nations…I don’t know it doesn’t matter, who cares.  Vote Trump and make America great again…in fact, not just great, fantastic.